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    The 3-way head toothbrush sounds interesting too ...
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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      you can't have vegetables with chips etc...

      apart from the standard onion, cabbage that you get on the kebab and they don't count
      Rice. Apparently rice is a vegetable. So ½ rice ½ chips is both low-calorie AND two of your 5-a-day. (Unless the chips were done in vegetable oil, which is a shame, but makes it three of the 5-a-day.)
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        RC - go to the pub. Get out of the house for a bit.
        I'll go out and get some milk (and perhaps some tinnies...)
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          I'm luxuriating in the peace & tranquillity.

          That ends on Monday for 12 Weeks (or is it 13?).

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            My nearest pub has planning permission to be knocked down & 6 houses built on the site.

            It was closed by environmental health.

            i.e. The Rat Catchers...

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              The temptation to go to the nearest boozer is immense.
              Don't fight it.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I'll go out and get some milk (and perhaps some tinnies...)
                Will you be passing the pub?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  The 3-way head toothbrush sounds interesting too ...
                  Does it have a vibrating bristle action?
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Will you be passing the pub?
                    Where are you today VF? Why aren't you here to amuse me?

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                      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                      Where are you today VF? Why aren't you here to amuse me?
                      educate

                      Feel tulipe. Why are you still there - it's gone 1.00pm? Late in perchance?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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