The 3-way head toothbrush sounds interesting too ...
							
						
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 Rice. Apparently rice is a vegetable. So ½ rice ½ chips is both low-calorie AND two of your 5-a-day. (Unless the chips were done in vegetable oil, which is a shame, but makes it three of the 5-a-day.)Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post you can't have vegetables with chips etc... you can't have vegetables with chips etc...
 
 apart from the standard onion, cabbage that you get on the kebab and they don't countMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 I'll go out and get some milk (and perhaps some tinnies...)Originally posted by Zippy View PostRC - go to the pub. Get out of the house for a bit.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 I'm luxuriating in the peace & tranquillity.
 
 That ends on Monday for 12 Weeks (or is it 13?).Comment
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 My nearest pub has planning permission to be knocked down & 6 houses built on the site.
 
 It was closed by environmental health.
 
 i.e. The Rat Catchers...Comment
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 Don't fight it.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe temptation to go to the nearest boozer is immense. Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Will you be passing the pub?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'll go out and get some milk (and perhaps some tinnies...)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Does it have a vibrating bristle action?Originally posted by Zippy View PostThe 3-way head toothbrush sounds interesting too ...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Where are you today VF? Why aren't you here to amuse me?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWill you be passing the pub?Comment
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 Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostWhere are you today VF? Why aren't you here to amuse me? educate educate
 
 Feel tulipe. Why are you still there - it's gone 1.00pm? Late in perchance?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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