Where'd everyone go?  Just pop in for the '00 or gone for a sausage roll to take to the bog?
							
						
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 My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.
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 You couldn't catch me doing that. It's not that I wouldn't, you just wouldn't catch me.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI've even seen people continue to eat a sarnie whilst peeing.
 
 Morning RCOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostMorning, vdf.  
 
 What's the latest news on your quest for a broadband connection?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Was just paying the window cleaner and waving the kids off to school.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhere'd everyone go? Just pop in for the '00 or gone for a sausage roll to take to the bog?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 I don't like seeing people in motorway service stations having a pee while on the mobile phone but it seems to be becoming the norm. I try to make sure I get a loud comment in as they pass.
 
 "Oo, that smarts."
 "Oh, bollocks."
 "Dirty bastard."
 "Watch where you're pissing."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 We have new neighbours a couple of doors away. I might go and welcome them by playing on DS1's drum kit.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 As of this morning, it's up!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat's the latest news on your quest for a broadband connection?
 
 Currently running at 1.6Mb (paying for 8Mb and 5Mb was predicted).My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 Your window cleaner takes the kids to school? That's a damn good service.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWas just paying the window cleaner and waving the kids off to school.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 Terry Wogan has an "Auction for things money can't buy" for a Barbra Streisand item of some sort.
 
 One of the leading bidder is called ... Wilmslow!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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 For what he charges he should.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYour window cleaner takes the kids to school? That's a damn good service.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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