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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
It was such a good tulip that my tea went cold.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Because someone else already has?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostUnless Toolpusher and Zippy are bots?
You know, when I was 20 years younger, I would have flooded this site with bots.
What I don't know, is why I haven't done so now.Comment
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WHS + a good cup of coffee.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOne of life's less well-documented pleasures is a good slow tulip with a good read in the morning.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Take the cuppa with you. Or is that uncouth?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt was such a good tulip that my tea went cold.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Although I have seen others do so, I have never taken my cup of tea with me to the crapper.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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We have a copy of the Magna Farta in the office for reference. Yesterday one of our Indian colleagues used the term "Hanky Panky" without fully understanding it's meaning, so we referred him to the relevant page...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI got through a page of the Profanisaurus's new entries during that dump.
...he won't be using that term again.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I think it was Spartacus.Originally posted by Bunk View PostBecause someone else already has?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I've even seen people continue to eat a sarnie whilst peeing.
Morning, vdf.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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