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    #181661
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Don't bother with the Jaffa Cakes.
    ditto!
    Last edited by DS23; 12 September 2009, 22:58.

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      #181662
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Arsing around in word associations doesn't count. I'm lousy at this kind of drivel too.
      but until they move it to light relief it does. so why not?

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        #181663
        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        Mrs Jog and I have been doing salsa classes since January now, we're not in the beginner class anymore
        What? Nine months of salsa classes? It's only tomato and onion, FFS. If you're finding it that hard, why not just buy a pot of the stuff?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #181664
          Originally posted by Jog On View Post
          Gosh I forgot how good the totty is in the West end - especially on a day like today - flippin 'eck!
          I reckon Leeds has the best totty. Leeds girls try harder.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #181665
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            but until they move it to light relief it does. so why not?
            OK then. Assuming I'm allowed a custom title, what should it be? I know what I'd like.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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              #181666
              Originally posted by Jog On View Post
              Not seen any totty for a while now - might have to go and investigate those crisps in a minute
              So it's true then? You can use an inverted crisp packet as a contraceptive?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #181667
                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                1 2 3...
                No counting!
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #181668
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Arsing around in word associations doesn't count. I'm lousy at this kind of drivel too.
                  lousy at putting a drivel combination together maybe. but hey! give it time and practice and you too could be spouting continuous crap like the rest of us.

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                    #181669
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    i forgot to get the biscuits.
                    Don't forget the biscuits in future.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #181670
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      OK then. Assuming I'm allowed a custom title, what should it be? I know what I'd like.
                      just ask and they may give. get to 5k first though. er... what?

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