the dogs have passed out. as have the kids and the wife. it is just me and thee and the gentle ticking of the mantle clock.
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wonder who will win the grand prix tomorrow. jb seems to be leading a charmed life at the moment. all his challengers are squabbling amongst themselves.Comment
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What gender / orientation are you, HeliCraig? Or are you the last remaining gentleman?Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostHa... he doesn't have trouble with the fairer sex for he is wise enough to let them think they are in charge!
I was also awoken at 3.30 by my flatmate coming in even worse for wear. She couldn't even apologise for the noise without slurring. Ha. Very amusing.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMy dad is out of the medical assessment unit now, and on a general ward (albeit still in his own room). He looked much improved yesterday
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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weather was good today wasn't it? washing on the line. shorts on. ice dispenser in busy mode. etc.Comment
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... waiting ... waiting ... waiting ...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI wonder how RC is getting on with his quest to acquire a broadband connection.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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By talking to his long-suffering wife. Poor woman.Originally posted by DS23 View Postgig hunting be damned. how's the man managing his drivel?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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