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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I'd bet it was the wee that smelled of rum and raisin... the chemicals are transferred quite quickly.
    I could reproduce the pong by farting alone. Indeed, I could still do so at 10:00 this morning.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      It's amazing how much this speeds up once the 00 is done with... There must be some bot or other refreshing like crazy.
      I came to the same conclusion some weeks ago.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        was it the building noise or the octopeds that have forced this move?
        The lack of warchest and the high cost of living in th hedgerows round these parts.

        The Midlands has cheaper hedgerows to rent and more chances of finding a gig.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          There's an excellent cider-house not far from us that does the biggest mixed grill known to man. Each serving represents the output of a single shift at the abattoir.
          Oo! You're Godlike. When did that happen?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Have you check for stowaways? ( of the octoped variety )
            Stowaways are being checked for, squashed, flushed or smudged as deemed fitting. I've lost count of how many I have seen off.


            It's a shame it is pissing down with a vengeance.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              and they are going to send me a test to complete...
              Post it on here and we'll do it. Do you want the gig?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  I wonder how many spiders will hitch a lift to RC's new residence?
                  3.2 squillion.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    They might join forces with those already in situ.
                    I could write quite a bit on what does happen when we transport spiders around the country.

                    However, I would rather sit in a pub and talk about it than drivel about it.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Or wipe each other out while vying for supremacy.
                      That never happens. Sadly.




                      I'm gagging for a cold lager or eight.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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