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Alien octoped invaders? Probably.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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The innocent victims of evil propaganda distributed by alien octoped invasion force.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhat about earwigs?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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There are not yet any recorded instances of peoples throats being torn out while they sleep by woodlice.Originally posted by DS23 View Postor woodlice?
Innocent victims.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Moths are the ghosts of dead butterflies.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhat about moths?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The dinosaurs identified DNA and after lots of tinkering eventually developed a variety of critter to feed on natural parasites: the Winged Advanced Super Parasite or W.A.S.P.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwasps?
The bespoke ones worked well and some actually still exist today. Sadly, the dinosaurs also developed a generic version for industrial purposes; the Paper Wasp. What a disaster that was. Only the dinosaurs that could hide underwater or outfly these black and yellow bastards survived the consequences.
Muck about with DNA at your peril!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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All octopi that live on land and make webs are part of the alien octoped invasion force.Originally posted by DS23 View Postaha! what about octopi?
The others are squishy food.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Evening all

Just watching some silly C4 prog that's looking back at tv in the 90s...
It's just shown some toe curling extracts from "The Lover's Guide" videos...
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