the missus caught an absolute whopper of a spider yesterday. it was so big it needed a cereal bowl to contain it. poor bugger. i reckon was the one i captured from the bathroom the day before and had lobbed outside.
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it was caught climbing the stairs. probably trying to get back to its home behind the toilet.Comment
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Spiders are not good when they're big hairy bastards that run across my carpet when I'm watching "Mock the week"!!!Originally posted by DS23 View Post
The first I became aware of said "Big Hairy Bastard" was when it opened my fridge, shouted over "Hey big yin, ye wanna beer?" and pinched one of my TWIX!
It then ran across the carpet only to be stopped by a size 14 Birkenstock!
I've just had a look for the body, it's gone! So, I've either re-enacted "Good Friday" in which case the f**ker will be back in 3 days and I'm in serious sh1t or it's been carried off to the spider grave-yard by its mates and I'll be on the look out for other big hairy bastards!
Btw, I was exagerating the part about the TWIX, it was a "topic"!Comment
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Oh dear.
What a horrible sound a cat makes when hit by a lorry. The poor thing screamed for about three seconds, then suddenly stopped.
At least it didn't suffer for long.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Death awaits us all, hopefully not at the hands of a lorry driver...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOh dear.
What a horrible sound a cat makes when hit by a lorry. The poor thing screamed for about three seconds, then suddenly stopped.
At least it didn't suffer for long.
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called bazza...Comment
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I left the body where it was last night as I wanted to see if it would still be there this morning.Originally posted by DS23 View Post
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Not much, it's a tulipehole. More so since the Steelworks laid off a load of workers.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOh well, let's see what a couple of hours in Rotherham can achieve...
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No chance of us staying at your place this weekend now....Originally posted by Churchill View PostI left the body where it was last night as I wanted to see if it would still be there this morning.
I hate spiders!!!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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