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    Speaking of which has reminded me that The Lustee is in Victoria, Oz... and not Kansas...

    She was on The Great Ocean Road over the weekend, apparently.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


      My last lady friend could howl for Britain...

      I always felt it indicated that at least I was doing something right...



      And very grateful that the other half of the semi was empty at that time...

      Though the neighbours on the other side tended to give me funny looks...
      She probably had cramp.

      Morning all!

      Morning (again) CM!

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        My last lady friend could howl for Britain...
        Did her toes curl up too? If so, you weren't giving her time to take her tight off.

        Alternatively, did she have a tail...? You are KentPhilip and I claim my five STD Frequent Flyer points.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          She probably had cramp.

          Morning all!

          Morning (again) CM!
          Morning (again) doggie

          Morning everyone
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Morning CM!

            Morning Everyone!
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              Morning CM!

              Morning Everyone!
              Hey CJ

              Hows tricks? Did you do any diving at the weekend?
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Oo, yuck. I can't believe what I just pulled out of my earhole.

                What dozy tart was it, way back in the past, that decided men having hairy ears was preferable, thereby condemning men to be naturally selected to have lugholes that gather wax, detached hair, dead flies, bits of cheese, paperclips and the other detritus that normally only belongs inside keyboards?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Oo, yuck. I can't believe what I just pulled out of my earhole.

                  What dozy tart was it, way back in the past, that decided men having hairy ears was preferable, thereby condemning men to be naturally selected to have lugholes that gather wax, detached hair, dead flies, bits of cheese, paperclips and the other detritus that normally only belongs inside keyboards?
                  Ewwwwwwww
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Morning all!


                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Morning (again) doggie


                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Morning everyone


                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Morning Everyone!
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      She probably had cramp.
                      Morning all!

                      Morning (again) CM!
                      Very likely... that probably explained the cushion biting too...

                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      Did her toes curl up too? If so, you weren't giving her time to take her tight off.

                      Alternatively, did she have a tail...? You are KentPhilip and I claim my five STD Frequent Flyer points.
                      No, no, and no...

                      Think more like "Lassie" in the Porkies films...

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk
                      Last edited by zeitghost; 10 August 2009, 10:18.

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