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We were told at college that plagiarism of code would result in being chucked off the course.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThough one might have expected them to be switched on enough to change the rather distinctive labels in the one piece of code so they were different one from another...
Sadly we had one tosser who used to nick your code, given half a chance.
Once we realised what he was up to, most of us used to leave blatant bugs in the code until minutes before having to hand it in.
Tosser got caught out a few times by that.
It ended when one West Indian lad got accused of plagiarism of this tosser's code: Tosser had said the lad had come to Tosser for help. Us honky-doods all backed up the black lad, much to the amazement of the Turks and Greeks on the course.
Middle-class, white Tosser was let of by the college, sent to Coventry by the rest of us and threatened with a good hiding by at least two others.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Wouldn't you rather some indecent intercourse?Originally posted by DS23 View Postgot i hope i get a decent interview next week.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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One of the benefits of being on the bench is that you can deal with your spots as you find them.
That was a huge one on my nose that just went. Most satisfying.
I really hate it when I have an itch in a project board, scratch it and feel a huge spot pop as I do so. You then have to leave it until you can get some privacy; that's most unfair.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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decent, indecent, whatever. yes.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWouldn't you rather some indecent intercourse?Comment
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