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    #167061
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


    Is it safe?
    No.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #167062
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Morning all


      Back to getting up at a sensible time, I see.

      Oh, thanks for the "famous Scourer gin-beers", BTW. You bugger. And did you leave any money behind the bar before you cleared off?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #167063
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Morning all!


        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Good morning CM! Get well soon!
        Get a room!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #167064
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Morning drivellers


          How's your head this morning?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #167065
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I was a perfect gentlelizard last night.

            I didn't grope her once, though it was a bit of a strain...

            Terminator: Salvation next, methinks...
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #167066
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Ugh, what's the pool of water on the floor? And are those pork scratchings foating in it? And who's that asleep on those chairs...
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #167067
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                How's your head this morning?
                Fine - I utilised the healing powers of a kebab to neutralise the effects of the alcohol.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #167068
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  best go in search of a job.
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  or take the kids out....
                  Tomorrow the bench will still be here.

                  But by tomorrow, today will have gone and so will another day of your children's childhood. That can never be recaptured. It will be lost forever.

                  Go. Take your children out. There's nothing they want more in the world than time with their Daddy. They will carry today with them for the rest of their lives.

                  Go. Explore with your children. Teach them something. Help them grow. It's a parent's duty, a parent's gift and a parent's blessing.

                  Go.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #167069
                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    I'm in the same position - which should I do?
                    Get back in the kitchen and make biscuits, cakes and tonight's dinner.






                    I'll be over there ---->
                    runs away quickly ...

                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #167070
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Tomorrow the bench will still be here.

                      But by tomorrow, today will have gone and so will another day of your children's childhood. That can never be recaptured. It will be lost forever.

                      Go. Take your children out. There's nothing they want more in the world than time with their Daddy. They will carry today with them for the rest of their lives.

                      Go. Explore with your children. Teach them something. Help them grow. It's a parent's duty, a parent's gift and a parent's blessing.

                      Go.


                      Makes me want to pack in ClientCo for today and head home...
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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