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    morning
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      I was watching an amazingly partisan Septic documentary dvd (99p, no expense spared) about the space race...

      It glossed over the unfortunate wartime exploits of dear old Werner (I aimed for the stars & sometimes hit London)....

      And the unfortunate fact that the Russian's Germans were quicker off the mark than the American's Germans...
      America was first.

      America is best.

      America is the greatest.

      The Americans won the space race. The Russians never turned up.

      Except for:
      - first ICBM;
      - first satellite;
      - first reaching of escape velocity;
      - first animal in space;
      - first man in space;
      - first probe to the moon;
      - first probe on another world (the moon);
      - first probe to Venus;
      - first probe to Mars;
      - first automated space docking;
      - first space station;

      I'm bored now.

      Yeah, yeah, Merkins, whatever.

      Tossers.

      It's no wonder the world hates them.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I'm beginning to think that my drooling is putting her off...
        That will depend. Where are you drooling from?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          So, do you think I should be publishing my poetry?
          You is plainly a rival for Dylan Thomas...

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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            morning
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              I have another esteemed customer who doesn't understand the workings of the breadboard.

              Unfortunate since his project is due in today.

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                morning
                Hey Bear
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  morning all

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    I have another esteemed customer who doesn't understand the workings of the breadboard.

                    Unfortunate since his project is due in today.
                    No rush considering that the pic needs programming too...

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      morning all
                      Morning squire

                      How was the weekend of drunken debauchery?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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