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Yeah, they chafe a bit at first but they wash out in the shower.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou will get used to the crumbs
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And there lies the problem...Originally posted by DaveB View PostA full English breakfast, eaten in bed at a civilised hour on a Sunday morning is one of lifes great luxuries. Especially if someone else cooked it
Is there a low calorie/low fat full english breakfast available ? if so then the wife might take a chance with it.
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If I am going to share anything it wont be my money. It will be my STDs.....Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
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< nods in agreement >Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
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Lock them in their bedrooms and turn the stereo on really loud...Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
Also how do you stop the kids knocking your plate or robbing the grubBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Bacon, sausage and eggs served on Kylie Minogues naked buttocks as she lies draped over the bed. There's nowt curious about that. Perverse, maybe.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI've never eaten breakfast in bed... I find the idea most curious.
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