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    Can you - or you - reach the pork shcratchingsh?

    I've got munchiesh.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      bree freer?

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Can you - or you - reach the pork shcratchingsh?

        I've got munchiesh.
        < throws a bag of "nature's harvest" towards BI >
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          i fancy a short, sharp, shot.
          Shcourer'sh left hish glash anna I can reach the gin.

          Wanna gin?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Well I'm there. Where are you?
            'At was the Pink Floydsh. 'S onna juke box. I fink.

            Wanna free beer? Did I ashk that already?

            Have another.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              < throws a bag of "nature's harvest" towards BI >
              < walks over to BI, picks up the bag from the floor and places it in his hand >
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                no thanks. i'm going to have a whiskey - fancy one?

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Whysh the room shpinning like that?

                  Ooh, my head.
                  Have you been drinking Scourer's gin-beer again?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    < walks over to BI, picks up the bag from the floor and places it in his hand >
                    < walks back over to BI, takes the bag off him, opens it (nicks a pork scratching) and hands it back >
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      If this was a CAMRA gig there'd be buckets hanging from the back of each trap door for such eventualities.
                      Dat'sh for the mild.

                      Evryone knowsh dat.

                      Big bucketsh of mild. With chunksh.

                      Chunksh ish the besht bitsh.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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