and large cuban cigar.   here: one for each of you grand fellows.
							
						
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 I'll jusht lean over here and turn on the tap.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThose are magical words, not uttered anywhere near often enough in this day and age.
 
 I accept your offer.
 
 There.
 
 Gotta glash?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 Very kind...Originally posted by DS23 View Postand large cuban cigar. here: one for each of you grand fellows.
 
 < takes cigar and lights up >
 
 Anyone fancy a brandy?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Ah, I thought so.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post<sticks a gin in each to get things going>
 Here you go BI!Comment
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 You've hand enoughshki!Originally posted by DS23 View Postbree freer? 
 
 You can't even shay freer bee. Beer. Free. Shonna Shcourer.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 < lifts down a glass from above the bar and passes it to BI >Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI'll jusht lean over here and turn on the tap.
 
 There.
 
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 Washafuknat?Originally posted by voodooflux View Post< throws a bag of "nature's harvest" towards BI >
 
 Mmm.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post< walks over to BI, picks up the bag from the floor and places it in his hand >
 
 <pulls on bag>
 
 <pulls differently on bag>
 
 <gives bag to voodooflux>
 
 Ish too hard.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
 
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 I'm gonna take my brandy and cigar and head to bed - fry up in the morning anyone?
 
 Night all Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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