and large cuban cigar. here: one for each of you grand fellows.
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I'll jusht lean over here and turn on the tap.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThose are magical words, not uttered anywhere near often enough in this day and age.
I accept your offer.
There.
Gotta glash?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Very kind...Originally posted by DS23 View Postand large cuban cigar. here: one for each of you grand fellows.
< takes cigar and lights up >
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Ah, I thought so.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post<sticks a gin in each to get things going>
Here you go BI!Comment
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You've hand enoughshki!Originally posted by DS23 View Postbree freer?
You can't even shay freer bee. Beer. Free. Shonna Shcourer.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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< lifts down a glass from above the bar and passes it to BI >Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI'll jusht lean over here and turn on the tap.
There.
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Washafuknat?Originally posted by voodooflux View Post< throws a bag of "nature's harvest" towards BI >
Mmm.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post< walks over to BI, picks up the bag from the floor and places it in his hand >
<pulls on bag>
<pulls differently on bag>
<gives bag to voodooflux>
Ish too hard.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I'm gonna take my brandy and cigar and head to bed - fry up in the morning anyone?
Night all
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