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    #id
    I've been cleaning mices and keyboards and screens and mouse mats... and stuff...

    With isopropyl alchohol...



    Wheeeeeeeeeee!

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      #id
      It's good stuff... that....

      You're my best mate you are...

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        #id
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I've been cleaning mices and keyboards and screens and mouse mats... and stuff...

        With isopropyl alchohol...



        Wheeeeeeeeeee!

        Cleaning other poeples keyboards has to be the worst job in IT. NOt too bad if your just wiping them down ( mostly ) it's when you have to crack the buggers open and clean out the crap inside that it gets really
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #id
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Cleaning other poeples keyboards has to be the worst job in IT. NOt too bad if your just wiping them down ( mostly ) it's when you have to crack the buggers open and clean out the crap inside that it gets really
          Just a quick wipe down with a rag soaked in IPA... does wonders...

          I rattle them on the bench with the keys downwards to shift some of the skin, snot, bits of wire etc. that lives inside...

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            #id


            Mine was the dirtiest kb.

            Presumably because it gets the most use...

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              #id
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              I rattle them on the bench with the keys downwards...
              That is bravery of the highest order - I salute you.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #id
                Yellow "stuff" fell out of some...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Yellow "stuff" fell out of some...
                  Solid or fluid?
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Yellow "stuff" fell out of some...
                    It's OK, it's cheese.

                    By law every new keyboard has to be shipped with a paperclip and a piece of yellow cheese under the keys.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Solid or fluid?
                      Solid.

                      It didn't taste like proper cheese...

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