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[BrowneIssue]

and I have a cold and feeling very sorry for myself.

On the train on Wednesday, a bloke pretending to be Typhoid Mary was doing showing-off sneezes down the length of the carriage.

I can't prove it is his fault I have had coughs & sneezes and aches for a couple of days, but I still hope he injures himself badly doing DIY this weekend.

[BrowneIssue]

To make matters worse I have Hay Fever as well

May I recommend three bottles of rosé wine?

I can guarantee your hay fever symptoms will stop bothering you after that.

[zeitghost]

Stone me, it's warm out there...

I've just cut 3 week's growth off the lawn....

I am now officially and as red as a or

That's not a natural colour for a GAL...

[zeitghost]

[QUOTE=BrowneIssue;851179Admittedly I chose to only ever use over-sized pilot frames to ensure a consistent image (I was such an anal twonk in Physics). (My optician keeps a very small selection of such frames just for me!)[/QUOTE]

Ah yes....

Have you ever tried the proper aviator style RayBans?

[BrowneIssue]

Have you ever tried the proper aviator style RayBans?

I don't do branded, as a rule. High cost, low quality.

Anyway, I've gone to the rayban web site.

It took about ten seconds to download the code that tells you how many % o the flash screen has loaded. Which took about 80 seconds.

Now I'm in a web site with a chameleon - but where are the furkin products?

There's naff photos of people wearing sunglasses.

And the navigation keys don't work.

Sorry, can't try ray-bans. It appears I'm too thick to drive their web site.

[NickFitz]

Afternoon denizens

[NickFitz]

From your description of the wacky distortion effects from turning your head with your new specs on, I got the impression you had varifocals (but forgot the word so said bifocals). If not, it sounds like an aberration.

That's sorted itself out now; the Universe has become spherical once again

[NickFitz]

and I have a cold and feeling very sorry for myself.

To make matters worse I have Hay Feaver as well

[BrilloPad]

Afternoon all

[NickFitz]

Afternoon all

Hi Scourer

How was Cadbury World?