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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Brilliant.

    I'm actually sat beside myself in the TPD Time Machine.
    And again.

    I'm now sitting by that myself (above) but in the warm spot I just vacated.

    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      You are CM and I claim my €5.
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      The dam's breaking.

      Must wee...
      I am CM and I claim my €5 refund.

      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        <snippity snippety snip snip>
        The real reason that Windows sucks and OS X wins isn't that OS X is more reliable, or more secure, or prettier.

        It's that Windows is always about the computer (drive letters being an obvious example).

        The Mac is about you.
        Slap a (C)opyright on that and post it to Apple telling them they can use it as an ad for £x.

        That is the sort of well-written argument that makes me mentally put £500 aside for a rash purchase one de-benched.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Who said that?
          Someone who had yet to be in the past and someone in the past headed for the future.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            A pissed-up punter to punch you in the gob shouting "Customer Service that!"


            "You can have it your way!"
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              For all I know Mrs BI might have seen my comment and castigated you for besmirching the reputation of her biscuits
              Mrs BI is not allowed to look at TPD. I'm not that daft!

              'castigated' - I like that word. It sounds like it will involve rusty pliers or a couple of bricks, rather than mean 'purify'. Albeit 'purify by thrashing the badness out'.

              'besmirch' is another. It sounds like that really snidey smile you get from the class tulip when she has got you into trouble for something she did.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                1. The pot plantation was downstairs, and has long since vanished in one of those Police vans that has 'Scientific Support" written on the side;
                2. I don't have bifocals (or varifocals), as I seldom need to look at things close up and far away at the same time, and if I'm looking at something close up I usually look right at it, rather than cast my eyes down at it. I think bi/varifocals might be useful if one spends a lot of time counting one's change, but that's the only common situation I've found where one might want close vision as one casts one's eyes downwards whilst still having distant vision when one looks up. Then again, I live a very sheltered life
                1. I know. I was suggesting all the flats except yours might be hash farms. And simultaneously getting you to worry about how many tonnes of water and lighting equipment are resting on the joists above your bed.
                2. From your description of the wacky distortion effects from turning your head with your new specs on, I got the impression you had varifocals (but forgot the word so said bifocals). If not, it sounds like an aberration. Are your lenses k-cuffed? Admittedly I chose to only ever use over-sized pilot frames to ensure a consistent image (I was such an anal twonk in Physics). (My optician keeps a very small selection of such frames just for me!)
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  AAaaiiiieee!

                  Tommee sniper!!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    AAaaiiiieee!

                    Tommee sniper!!
                    Huh?

                    The sun is out. It is a Bank Holiday weekend.

                    WTF is everybody?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Grilled sausages in tiger bread butties. With apple juice.

                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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