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You should submit that as a Viz Top Tip!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
I'm so glad I only mentioned my wet top
and nothing else.
I was working on a client site and got caught in the rain one lunch time and was soaked - striped off in the loo - well to undies anyway - and attempted to dry my suit and top under the hand-dryer.
Some bloke then walked in to fix something in the ladies saw me and hurried out again. ( little did I know the ladies backed on to the server room and there was a little comms cabinate in the ladies).
I had to face him a few days later in a meeting
Sun is shining now anywayJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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There's more?Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI'm so glad I only mentioned my wet top
and nothing else.
Spill the beans 
That sounds like the plot to porn movie. "I'm here to check out the rack..."Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostSome bloke then walked in to fix something in the ladies saw me and hurried out again. ( little did I know the ladies backed on to the server room and there was a little comms cabinate in the ladies).
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I reckon they just had it in there to spy on the ladies!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThere's more?
Spill the beans 
Knickers - with elastic i may add.
That sounds like the plot to porn movie. "I'm here to check out the rack..."
" Opps sorry ladies - just checking on the Router!"Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Well - just sent confirmation email turning down Permie role 1 - 23K I ask you - I was on that in my last permie role nearly 5 years ago - works at at 1.3k per month - my choild care is just over 6.5k per year - does not leave a lot left for other things....Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI was working on a client site and got caught in the rain one lunch time and was soaked - striped off in the loo - well to undies anyway - and attempted to dry my suit and top under the hand-dryer.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostGone very quiet !
Not that correlation implies causality or anything......"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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