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 You should submit that as a Viz Top Tip!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
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 I'm so glad I only mentioned my wet top and nothing else. and nothing else.
 
 I was working on a client site and got caught in the rain one lunch time and was soaked - striped off in the loo - well to undies anyway - and attempted to dry my suit and top under the hand-dryer.
 
 Some bloke then walked in to fix something in the ladies saw me and hurried out again. ( little did I know the ladies backed on to the server room and there was a little comms cabinate in the ladies).
 
 I had to face him a few days later in a meeting 
 
 Sun is shining now anywayJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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 There's more?Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI'm so glad I only mentioned my wet top and nothing else. and nothing else. Spill the beans Spill the beans 
 
 That sounds like the plot to porn movie. "I'm here to check out the rack..."Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostSome bloke then walked in to fix something in the ladies saw me and hurried out again. ( little did I know the ladies backed on to the server room and there was a little comms cabinate in the ladies). Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 I reckon they just had it in there to spy on the ladies!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThere's more? Spill the beans Spill the beans 
 
 Knickers - with elastic i may add.
 
 That sounds like the plot to porn movie. "I'm here to check out the rack..." 
 
 " Opps sorry ladies - just checking on the Router!"Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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 Well - just sent confirmation email turning down Permie role 1 - 23K I ask you - I was on that in my last permie role nearly 5 years ago - works at at 1.3k per month - my choild care is just over 6.5k per year - does not leave a lot left for other things....Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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 Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI was working on a client site and got caught in the rain one lunch time and was soaked - striped off in the loo - well to undies anyway - and attempted to dry my suit and top under the hand-dryer.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostGone very quiet !
 Not that correlation implies causality or anything......"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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