test please delete

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:51

Within two hours I had stripped the wallpaper from the downstairs loo.

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:51

And the woodwork was bare of paint.

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:52

Now please don't think I had gone into some form of DIY frenzy, for I had not.

Indeed, DIY and I do not get on.

**DS23** · 15 May 2009, 22:52

i like an egg plopped on my pizza

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:53

Nor had I decided to change the colour scheme and encouraged Mrs BI to do the preparatory work.

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:54

It's like this:

spicy curry and egg should not be mixed. The consequences are bogostrophic.

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:54

And tonight I had a spicy Tandoori and egg fried rice.

And I just farted.

I think I'm going to die.

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:55

Or rather, the smell is so evil I wish I could die.

The asphyxiation from my own bum hole has rendered me incapable of movement.

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:55

Curry and egg: do not mix them.

You have been warned!

**BrowneIssue** · 15 May 2009, 22:57

And I think I've burned a hole in the chair.

Blimey.

It's just not natural.

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