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    Morning all

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Sorry to hear that FaQ - how long have you got left there after you get back from holiday?

      No email, phone or internet? Are they in the dark ages?
      Dark ages?

      Sounds more like prison...

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        he seems to be packing up...

        I may make the 17:10 even yet...
        Nah.

        I got there at 17:11...

        Ho hum.

        Frigging esteemed customers.

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Speaking of Plan As (Plans A?) I would just like it to be noted that, if some quantum effect causes us to shift into a parallel universe where I get to produce porn films, I claim prior rights over the idea of one set in a kebab shop, entitled Debbie Does Donners (or possibly or or )
          My scriptwriting service is at your disposal

          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Still, maybe somebody's already thought of it - there are some ingenious wits in the "how can we create a paper-thin plot with a snappy title" division of the porn industry
          Those movies have a plot?
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            I managed to miss out on both palis and the deca-millennium-thingy today
            There, there... let the century make up for it a bit...







            El VooDooFlux

            got
            a
            00*
            170,100

            !!!
            !!!

            Merely for completeness or something

            *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

            Trees are still happy...

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Hmm... since Sunday, the weather forecast has been forecasting good weather the next day followed by days of torrential rain here in ClientOrgCity.

              Then the next day has been fine, and the forecast promises exactly the same: that the subsequent day will be better than previously forecast, but after that torrential rain will come.
              They're bound to get it right eventually if they stick to that forecast.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                All clean now!

                And it only took 14 and a half hours
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  I trust you had some spuds in the baking tray with that?
                  There wasn't enough room - the four sheets of rind filled the tray
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Hey, voodooflux, look: kebab porn.
                    Back in 5...
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Morning all

                      Morning Zeity
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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