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I'm not sure how to take that!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNo. He's sasguru.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I selected a training company and 'phoned them to check dates.
They immediately offered me a discount!
Get your training in now while it is cheap.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Anything kinky?Originally posted by Bear View Postsorry - just had a delivery of bridalwear to sort outWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWould it be so very wrong to leave semen stains on the dresses?
No, BI! Bad, BI!
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWould it be so very wrong to leave semen stains on the dresses?
No, BI! Bad, BI!
Originally posted by Bunk View PostPosted at 14:09? It's only 14:06 here
Originally posted by Bunk View Post14:17? Either I'm posting from the future or my clocks are all broken
Aye, noticed that after the server came back from it's brief holiday earlier. Seems to be 10 minutes out.Originally posted by DaveB View PostI think the server may need a little lie down after it's earlier hiccup.
That or you are actuallty Threaded in disguise.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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By swooshing the beer round my mouth I have managed to dislodge a piece of peanut from a cavity.
It has been hurting for hours.
It feels sooooooo much better now.
Beer. "Good for what ails ya"™.
"Good for what ails ya" is a Registered Trademark of Cailin Maith Enterprises. All rights reserved.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI work for the love of it. And the respect of my peers. The loot is just the icing on the cake."VOODOFLUX FOR HIRE
Will work for icing.
That's A LOT of icing, BTW.
And chips."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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