Shall I crack open a beer or just go to bed?
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I was manly and brave. I saw it off with my bare hands.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDamn, I must have missed that - I thought I'd gone back and read everything. I remember you poking it with a stick and then running away?
I did not do anything girlie like hit it with a rake and run away then go back the next day to see if I could squash the vacant nest. No, no, no, no, no.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I have been staring at an empty wine glass and wondering whether to open a bottle of wine.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostShall I crack open a beer or just go to bed?
Her Ladyship has to be on a train at 07:30 and has gone to bed.
Since it is our wedding anniversary tomorrow, I suspect I'd best not go to bed drunk and snoring all night tonight.
I'm going to bed.
So you should have two beers.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I think I will - Batemans Dark Lord.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostShall I crack open a beer or just go to bed?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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You could have used your FLAMETHROWER on it! Granted, there might have been some collateral damage in burning down the shed...Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI was manly and brave. I saw it off with my bare hands.
I did not do anything girlie like hit it with a rake and run away then go back the next day to see if I could squash the vacant nest. No, no, no, no, no.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Happy Anniversary for tomorrowOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI have been staring at an empty wine glass and wondering whether to open a bottle of wine.
Her Ladyship has to be on a train at 07:30 and has gone to bed.
Since it is our wedding anniversary tomorrow, I suspect I'd best not go to bed drunk and snoring all night tonight.
I'm going to bed.
So you should have two beers.


Anything special planned? (That you can repeat here anyway
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Blimey, that's like a meal in a bottle. I might take some into ClientCo tomorrow for lunchOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostI think I will - Batemans Dark Lord.
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I hope they were put through the books as visitors chairsOriginally posted by voodooflux View Post
Bought the kids a couple of chairs from Staples tonight. Got them home to discover that one was broken (the chair, not the kid) so rushed to take it back to the shop before they closed. Got the replacement home to find that one is broken as well
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I'll get my accountant to sit on one of them next time he's hereOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostI hope they were put through the books as visitors chairs
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