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So, when we see those tree branches with ropes hanging from them above streams and brooks, it is not for children to play but for chimps to swing across and grab ducks. Yes?

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It went quiet.

I take it NF has gone quackers and is out chasing ducks.

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Browne "Billy-No-Mates" Issue, that's me.

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I once used a mobile public loo on a sand dune in Jersey.

It had a poem written on the door.

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It began:

"Here I sit with my cock in my hand
Watching the cows in the field."

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There were no cows nearby.

There were no fields nearby.

There were no windows from which one could espy fields that may contain cows.

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There were some other lines too, but they made even less logical sense and so I have forgotten them.

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Do you think it may have been a farmer, on holiday and away from home, fantasising about his favourite cockerel?

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One does not come across (if you'll excuse the pun) cock poetry very often.

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"I'll write some lines
about the times
I've spent with my Best Friend.

When all alone
With just my bone
I've wondered if the end

Might come right off
If I should cough
And if it would then mend."