So, when we see those tree branches with ropes hanging from them above streams and brooks, it is not for children to play but for chimps to swing across and grab ducks. Yes?
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It went quiet.
I take it NF has gone quackers and is out chasing ducks.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Browne "Billy-No-Mates" Issue, that's me.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I once used a mobile public loo on a sand dune in Jersey.
It had a poem written on the door.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It began:
"Here I sit with my cock in my hand
Watching the cows in the field."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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There were no cows nearby.
There were no fields nearby.
There were no windows from which one could espy fields that may contain cows.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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There were some other lines too, but they made even less logical sense and so I have forgotten them.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Do you think it may have been a farmer, on holiday and away from home, fantasising about his favourite cockerel?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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One does not come across (if you'll excuse the pun) cock poetry very often.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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"I'll write some lines
about the times
I've spent with my Best Friend.
When all alone
With just my bone
I've wondered if the end
Might come right off
If I should cough
And if it would then mend."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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