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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" - George Bernard Shaw -
Don't worry sweetie - tomorrow is smutty FridayOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostTypical, things get interesting on TPD and it's time for me to go home
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Reminds me of an episode of Jackass I ended up watching the other night.
They paid a vist to a sperm bank in order to have a competition as to who could produce the most, the fastest and most potent...
Going into the room one at a time with cameras outside the door and the rest of the crew baying and laughing.
Needless to say it had a somewhat "chilling effect" on performance. I think the longest one took over 15 minutes to produce the goods
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Yes, yes it doesOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post

You are so right VF, it does.
Nothing like ending the day at ClientCo on a high note
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I love that saying... we have a fella here who does it all the time, makes me laugh so much!! He is such a dirty ol' perv too - but such a sweetheart, you can't not laugh with him!!Originally posted by ControlG View Post<LesliePhilips>
Ding Dong
</LesliePhilips>Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
You ok?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Wotcher BPOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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How much longer till this day is over?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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