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    #150621
    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I just snorted tea out my nose
    It's a hobby, I suppose.

    And cheaper and less damaging than cocaine.

    Not quite so popular at dinner parties, I suspect.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #150622
      I'm not naked. I am wearing towels.

      You see, I have a gazelle beige velvet plush cover on this chair and I shouldn't like it stained.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #150623
        I need a wee....
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #150624
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          I never quite understood the pali malarkey.... BP had to explain it to me.





          El Bazza

          got
          a
          PALI*
          157,751

          !!!
          !!!

          Merely for completeness or something

          *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

          Ah, the relief... my whittling is making my hands hurt...

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            #150625
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I need a wee....
            It'll be all that excitement.

            I wonder if anyone wees themselves at awards ceremonies?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #150626
              right - that's enough rolling around the floor of the office - I'm back at my desk
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                #150627
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                I need a wee....
                Do we need a small child to make a recording to the effect of:

                That girl goes wweeeeeeeeeeee!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #150628
                  unfortunately I have a conference call shortly
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    #150629
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Ah, the relief... my whittling is making my hands hurt...
                    claws
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #150630
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Ah, the relief... my whittling is making my hands hurt...
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      claws
                      noodling
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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