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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostS & F.
This is not any smut and food, its TPD
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Did someone mention food?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBollocks - you lot are always thinking about smut... or food in your case VF... Smut or Food!!
I've had home-made-bread and peanut butter sarny. It was yumski.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The peanut butter came in a small bucket and was a brand I have not seen before.
It looks like baby poo.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The strawberry tart that had had its topping slide off into the bag went onto the bird table. The pigeons wolfed it up.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The exotic fruit tart whose topping only slid off into the plastic container it was in will go on the bird table later.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I would have simply eaten them but tonight Her Ladyship is doing a 4 course dinner (there's cheese 'n' biccies at the end now).Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I like peanut butter... but only a little bit... it's a bit heavy for me.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThe peanut butter came in a small bucket and was a brand I have not seen before.
It looks like baby poo.
The other night "someone" did try to stick a peanut butter M&M up my nose.. I got him M&M's when I was in New York... he would eat them till the cows come home!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBollocks - you lot are always thinking about smut... or food in your case VF... Smut or Food!!
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Like that 9 1/2 weeks movie
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I know that's a metaphor for something, but I can't find it in the Urban Dictionary.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThe other night "someone" did try to stick a peanut butter M&M up my nose.
Oxo towers and cherries and all that.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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