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    #id
    I think I'm losing the will to live...

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      #id
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      And in other news, Betty the chicken is laying again

      < puts away the marinade for the time being >
      What are you going to do when they stop laying - keep them as pets or eat them?
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        #id
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I think I'm losing the will to live...
        Tie it to a belt loop on your trousers with a piece of string, then you won't lose it.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          What are you going to do when they stop laying
          Buy more marinade.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #id
            Verified by VISA is a big festering bag of tulipe

            Here endeth the lesson.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #id
              Even more so now...

              Was I ever this unswitched on as a student?

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                #id
                Afternoon

                Had a lot of calls about work recently with no mention of references

                Could things be picking up?

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                  #id
                  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

                  When measuring the bandwidth of an amplifier... leave the output level control on the signal generator alone once you've set it...


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                    #id
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Even more so now...

                    Was I ever this unswitched on as a student?
                    I don't recall being sober as a student.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #id
                      I give up.

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