Originally posted by zara_backdog
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Not if they want to bring their own nuts 
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That's better than bringing someone else's
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."Originally posted by voodooflux View PostJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Right, all packed and ready to go once the MacBook is in the laptop bag.
I vaguely resent having to spend another night away from home
I calculated the other day that, between June 2007 and June 2008, I spent over 180 nights sleeping in a Premier Inn - in other words, a full six months
See you all later
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSee you all later
Perhaps you might managed a couple of non-LR posts before going to bed: "Posts: 2,998"Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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DON'T FORGET YOUR 3G MODEM!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostRight, all packed and ready to go once the MacBook is in the laptop bag.
I vaguely resent having to spend another night away from home
I calculated the other day that, between June 2007 and June 2008, I spent over 180 nights sleeping in a Premier Inn - in other words, a full six months
See you all later
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Right - feel happier now my brood are all home - Hubby and DS are back from the pub and DS is now tucked up in bed and DS is back from my Ex's and is currently doing her homework.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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We're going to try and get all the kids to bed before 8.00pm this evening. I think that might be a bit over ambitious though.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I spoke too soon - DS is now hungry " Please can I have some food mum?"Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
His not one of yours is he VF?Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHmmm, not sure - have we met?
Prehaps he just got swapped at birth?
I just don't believe just how much my kids eat!Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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