That's probably enough solo drivel for one night.
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There's some man on the telly at the moment acting like a totally confused twonk whilst trying to get away from a gorilla
The gorilla looks pretty sound, but the documentary-maker looks like a bit of an idiot
Par for the course I suppose - Albert Einstein may be able to claim that he has a greater intellect than one of the other species of Great Ape, but the vast majority of Homo Sapiens seem to be somewhere below the level of a smart Gorilla, Orang Utan, Chimpanzee or Bonobo
Ooh, it's the next day and he's back again - that's a very mighty ape indeed
And now there's one of his lady friends with a baby gorilla - ever so cute
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There's some poor gorilla who can never be released back into the wild - he's so fscked up by his traumatic experiences (family slaughtered for the bushmeat trade and so on) that he has to stay in a cage for the rest of his life
Where's the "weeping for what we humans do to the other apes" smiley
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I've got the 2nd edition (3.0), 3rd edition (3.1), 4th edition(95), and 5th edition(98 etc).
I've worked through the first 3 and still can't program windoze to save my life...
Not to mention "Teach yersen Visual C++ V1.5 in 21 days" which is dreadful.Comment
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostJoss Whedon has a new series in the works - "Dollhouse" featuring Eliza Dushku.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Baaaad Girl!
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Or washing machine fixing technician...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostOur Dyson contra rotator washing behemoth broke down yesterday. Very clever design though - it displayed a phone number to call and an error code to quote, so we have an engineer coming out on Monday to have a look at it.
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