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All I can do is look at the 000s - I don't seem able to get oneOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think at the moment people are looking at the 000s......
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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He is not but I am.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostOK, but first I have to make sure you're not a spy. So answer me this:
Are you a spy?
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I am going for 5 in a row! I am greedy.........Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAll I can do is look at the 000s - I don't seem able to get one
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Yes.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostOK, but first I have to make sure you're not a spy. So answer me this:
Are you a spy?
I mean No!
Dammit!
I knew I shouldnt have skipped the bit about withstanding interrogation in the trainng manual.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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First round on you then.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe is not but I am.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Works fine for me!Originally posted by DaveB View PostDammit. Must remember not to use the head voices as real voices!
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostFirst round on you then.
What are you having?
Watch your drink : you dont want CM slipping anything into it......Comment
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Good enough for me, second round is on you.Originally posted by DaveB View PostYes.
I mean No!
Dammit!
I knew I shouldnt have skipped the bit about withstanding interrogation in the trainng manual.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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And if that doesn't kick off smutty FRiday I dont know what will!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
What are you having?
Watch your drink : you dont want CM slipping anything into it......Comment
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