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    #143151
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Shredded wheat is an excellent cure for an upset stomach too.

    I swear by it.
    Even better is live real ale. A couple of bottles of home brew, including the sludge from the bottom of the bottle, sorts any tummy upset.

    It does make you fart so much you blow the quilt off the bed, but it fixes the consequences of a bad curry.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #143152
      Ooh! Post 150,000 has gone.

      Hey ho.

      Maybe I'll catch up in time for 175,000.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #143153
        Bugger.

        I picked up some Tesco's Scotch eggs after going to the dentist so I could have something to eat without chewing.

        So I just nuked one, cut into bits and started munching.

        Feckin egg shell.

        Stuck right in my gum.

        I first thought it was the temporary thingy the dentist put on having come off.

        If wasn't for Joy Division Oven Gloves (Half Man Half Biscuit) on the radio, I'd be terribly upset.
        Last edited by BrowneIssue; 21 January 2009, 21:33. Reason: Oven Gloves, not Over Gloves
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #143154
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Bugger.

          I picked up some Tesco's Scotch eggs after going to the dentist so I could have something to eat without chewing.

          So I just nuked one, cut into bits and started munching.

          flipin egg shell.

          Stuck right in my gum.

          I first thought it was the temporary thingy the dentist put on having come off.

          If wasn't for Joy Division Over Gloves (Half Man Half Biscuit) on the radio, I'd be terribly upset.
          Ouch!

          You're really in the wars at the moment, aren't you?

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            #143155
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            That was a bad day. with tpd posts getting more and more I wonder if admin will do anything to curtail us
            Curtailed? Is that like a woofy circumcision?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #143156
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Ouch!

              You're really in the wars at the moment, aren't you?
              Hello!

              I'm probably just feeling unnecessarily sorry for myself. I don't have a pain threshold. Baseline works for me. I think the technical, medical term for it is "wuss".

              I'm not here, really, I'm still at the end of October. But I thought I'd pop into the future to say hello!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #143157
                I had to disappear then while I listened to the 1000th chain on RadMac.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #143158
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #143159
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    I've only just found this one - thanks to BI reading every post!!
                    I'd forgotten about that one!
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #143160
                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Hello!

                      I'm probably just feeling unnecessarily sorry for myself. I don't have a pain threshold. Baseline works for me. I think the technical, medical term for it is "wuss".

                      I'm not here, really, I'm still at the end of October. But I thought I'd pop into the future to say hello!


                      Welcome to the future

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