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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI have 2 apples, 2 Bananas and a tangerine on my desk, now which shall I go for first
- Not even 09:00 and I am boredCigarette, a cup of tea of both - oh decisions decisions) - at least I have my own little office here so there is no one looking over my shoulder.
Hum - Cigarette I think, which means I have to put my hard hat on to go across the car-parkWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Poached century...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...(<- cigar)
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGrab a bar of chocolate on your way back!Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt's where you can send a packet of ASCII stuff down yer simplex wireless phone line to someone else's pocket teletype machine.
I think that's about right. A 'mobile phone' is a sort of portable teletype. But without the keyboard. Or permanent record of output. But you can still use the handset to talk to someone. But you can't run any decent programs on it (like ADVENT). And you can't open one remotely as a print or data capture device. And the data transfer speed hasn't changed much.
I think.
Thanks for that... and I assume that the keys are a bit easier to type on than the ones on the ASR33?
Presumably it doesn't need 110V and a current loop interface to work...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Days...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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My order for the new hob and extractor fan got canceled yesterday, so I was looking at other places to order.
I was going to order with empire direct, but for some reason I didn't.
I'm glad I never nowComment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View Posthum - Miles away from the vending machine and they have no canteen
I just came out in a cold sweat. Being stranded miles from a vending machine - that's the stuff of nightmares that is.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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