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Grab a bar of chocolate on your way back!Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI have 2 apples, 2 Bananas and a tangerine on my desk, now which shall I go for first
- Not even 09:00 and I am bored
Cigarette, a cup of tea of both - oh decisions decisions) - at least I have my own little office here so there is no one looking over my shoulder.
Hum - Cigarette I think, which means I have to put my hard hat on to go across the car-park
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I love the smell of century in the morningOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Poached century...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(<- cigar)
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Wassup FaQ? Other than being at ClientCo anyway.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
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hum - Miles away from the vending machine and they have no canteenOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostGrab a bar of chocolate on your way back!
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Gosh.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt's where you can send a packet of ASCII stuff down yer simplex wireless phone line to someone else's pocket teletype machine.
I think that's about right. A 'mobile phone' is a sort of portable teletype. But without the keyboard. Or permanent record of output. But you can still use the handset to talk to someone. But you can't run any decent programs on it (like ADVENT). And you can't open one remotely as a print or data capture device. And the data transfer speed hasn't changed much.
I think.
Thanks for that... and I assume that the keys are a bit easier to type on than the ones on the ASR33?
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On further inspection the keyboard may not live up to my initial analysis - the right hand side of it is very loose. I will seek an independant review.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Days...
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My order for the new hob and extractor fan got canceled yesterday, so I was looking at other places to order.
I was going to order with empire direct, but for some reason I didn't.
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View Posthum - Miles away from the vending machine and they have no canteen

I just came out in a cold sweat. Being stranded miles from a vending machine - that's the stuff of nightmares that is.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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