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    #id
    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
    Can't beat a bit of Private Eye. Very amusing.
    I snorted once or twice, which was a bit embarassing...

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      #id
      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
      No, I've forgotten... remind me?
      Memory of a goldfish - you mentioned it earlier.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #id
        What's a polite way of saying "Thanks, I've understood that simple requirement, and I will now go and implement it. You really don't need to continue to explain it to me."
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Memory of a goldfish - you mentioned it earlier.
          Its not even that good. I am exceptionally tired today and really don't feel like doing a pile of work tonight.

          Thinking of having a nap for an hour when I get in - but I know this will not work out well.

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            #id
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            What's a polite way of saying "Thanks, I've understood that simple requirement, and I will now go and implement it. You really don't need to continue to explain it to me."
            F**k off. Numpty. ?

            Just a suggestion. Who is the requirement coming from?

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              #id
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              I snorted once or twice, which was a bit embarassing...
              Had you not brought enough for everyone?
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #id
                No Pink Ladies today. Instead I had a couple of Cripps Pink, which would appear to be Pink Ladies that didn't make the grade.

                In order to preserve the premium appeal of Pink Lady, about 65% of the production which does not meet the standards required for Pink Lady is sold as Cripps Pink instead.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Had you not brought enough for everyone?
                  They should have brung their own...

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    What's a polite way of saying "Thanks, I've understood that simple requirement, and I will now go and implement it. You really don't need to continue to explain it to me."
                    Wrong approach. Just keep nodding along - it's all chargeable time

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Wrong approach. Just keep nodding along - it's all chargeable time
                      I think I got a bit excited with the prospect of having some code to do, but the analyst in question got the message when I put my headphones back on.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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