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    #139261
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    You're missing a trick here HC. Surely you can arrange for VF to recieve a phone call or a visitor at his desk at the appropriate juncture?
    I'm not fussed really - just a bit of banter! But I shall arrange for something to arrive at his desk - just got to speak to the Piano people... brb.

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      #139262
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Nope, just you
      What did I do? Where is the TPD love?

      More importantly, where is the TPD smut?

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        #139263
        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        I'm not fussed really - just a bit of banter! But I shall arrange for something to arrive at his desk - just got to speak to the Piano people... brb.
        Hopefully not in the same way as when that piano arrived on the Morris Marina in Top Gear
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #139264


          Morning all!

          It's official - I have a brain!!! They took 200 pictures of it this morning at the hospital.
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            #139265
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Hopefully not in the same way as when that piano arrived on the Morris Marina in Top Gear
            Best check the ceiling above for trapdoors
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #139266
              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              What did I do? Where is the TPD love?
              She says she's busy at ClientCo today.

              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              More importantly, where is the TPD smut?
              Now that is a very good question.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #139267
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Best check the ceiling above for trapdoors
                A "may bug" (aka "Cockchafer") once fell on me from a panel in the ceiling above at ClientCo. Frickin 'orrible thing.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #139268
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


                  Morning all!

                  It's official - I have a brain!!! They took 200 pictures of it this morning at the hospital.
                  Boomed. Well done!

                  Life on mars next?

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                    #139269
                    At previous client but one we would regularly get wasps dropping out of the ceiling through the light fittings, even in winter.

                    Got the facilities people to have a look. Confirmed there was a nest up there but were informed it would cost too much to get the ceiling lifted, put up scaffolding etc to get it removed and was handed a can of bug spray instead
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #139270
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


                      Morning all!

                      It's official - I have a brain!!! They took 200 pictures of it this morning at the hospital.
                      I used to have a T-Shirt with an MRI piccy of my brain on it
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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