I had several enquiries down the pub and in the FMB bar (including from both the doormen at the latter) as to where I was last night - naturally, I responded breezily with "Islington and Covent Garden" 
They probably think I'm gay now
Still, it's nice to know that some people will notice when I die in my sleep, or break my neck slipping in the shower, and lie unfound in the flat until the neighbours start to complain about the smell - not that said people would do anything to speed up the discovery of my decaying carcase, but at least they notice when I'm not there 
							
						
					
They probably think I'm gay now

Still, it's nice to know that some people will notice when I die in my sleep, or break my neck slipping in the shower, and lie unfound in the flat until the neighbours start to complain about the smell - not that said people would do anything to speed up the discovery of my decaying carcase, but at least they notice when I'm not there
 
							
						

 
  
  
							
						 
				 
				 
				 
				
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