Originally posted by zeitghost
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Fish & chips for dinner
As I was walking briskly back from the chippy, I was waylaid by two female Mormons
"Excuse me, have you ever wondered about the purpose of life?" one asked.
"Never in the slightest," I replied cordially, and made to continue on my way. However, she wasn't letting go that easily:
"Do you have a belief in God?"
"No, but I have a dinner getting cold," I said, waving my fish & chips at her and moving away at a rate of knots.
Silly people - they're never going to convince anybody of anything by keeping them standing on a freezing pavement as their dinner goes cold
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You should have told her your belief at the moment was with cod.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFish & chips for dinner
As I was walking briskly back from the chippy, I was waylaid by two female Mormons
"Excuse me, have you ever wondered about the purpose of life?" one asked.
"Never in the slightest," I replied cordially, and made to continue on my way. However, she wasn't letting go that easily:
"Do you have a belief in God?"
"No, but I have a dinner getting cold," I said, waving my fish & chips at her and moving away at a rate of knots.
Silly people - they're never going to convince anybody of anything by keeping them standing on a freezing pavement as their dinner goes cold
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It's well worth going if you can - I reckon DS would really enjoy it.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostYou should have told her your belief at the moment was with cod.
I wish I'd thought of that... "Believe in cod? Yes, I have one right here!"Comment
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Oh yeah - double bonus!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThat'll give you more time to bag some further centuries then...
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I think I need to get out moreOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post
I wish I'd thought of that... "Believe in cod? Yes, I have one right here!"
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I'd have "battered" them.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I wish I'd thought of that... "Believe in cod? Yes, I have one right here!"
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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