The strangest thing just happened: I was just walking past the canteen when a bacon and egg sandwich magically appeared in my hands...
							
						
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 Priorities!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCome on ED - get drivelling!!
 
 Just writing out two invoices That boy go raaaaaaa That boy go raaaaaaa
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 Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostJust writing out two invoices  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Is that a more technical version of a pot noodle and a wink?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm sat in my office in my dressing gown doing a code review! (Alone)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 My dressing gown is striped in rather fetching "Black, Green, White and Purple stripes.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat colour is the drssing gown? This is tpd! details please!
 
 My inside leg measures 36"Comment
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 Well, the code doesn't fulfill golden rule #1!!!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIs that a more technical version of a pot noodle and a wink?
 
 Golden Rule #1
 Does the code compile?Comment
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 Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThe strangest thing just happened: I was just walking past the canteen when a bacon and egg sandwich magically appeared in my hands... salmonella salmonellaComment
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 No, they charge extra for that. Like they do for the f***ing tomato sauce.Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post salmonellaWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? salmonellaWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Are they still on their "plates are included, but a foil tray is 13p" crusade too?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNo, they charge extra for that. Like they do for the f***ing tomato sauce.Comment
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