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    The strangest thing just happened: I was just walking past the canteen when a bacon and egg sandwich magically appeared in my hands...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Come on ED - get drivelling!!
      Priorities!

      Just writing out two invoices
      That boy go raaaaaaa
      Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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        Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
        Just writing out two invoices
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          I'm sat in my office in my dressing gown doing a code review! (Alone)
          Is that a more technical version of a pot noodle and a wink?
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            What colour is the drssing gown? This is tpd! details please!
            My dressing gown is striped in rather fetching "Black, Green, White and Purple stripes.

            My inside leg measures 36"

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Is that a more technical version of a pot noodle and a wink?
              Well, the code doesn't fulfill golden rule #1!!!

              Golden Rule #1
              Does the code compile?

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Well, the code doesn't fulfill golden rule #1!!!

                Golden Rule #1
                Does the code compile?
                That'll be an epic FAIL then. (Warning - that picture, while SFW, may be disturbing to some. I cried for some time after first seeing it).
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  The strangest thing just happened: I was just walking past the canteen when a bacon and egg sandwich magically appeared in my hands...
                  salmonella

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                    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                    salmonella
                    No, they charge extra for that. Like they do for the f***ing tomato sauce.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      No, they charge extra for that. Like they do for the f***ing tomato sauce.
                      Are they still on their "plates are included, but a foil tray is 13p" crusade too?

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