test please delete

[FiveTimes]

I don't recall her saying if I winked too much I'd go blind

[FiveTimes]

My Mum is a nurse also and this is some of the tripe she told me

• If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off
• if you swallow an apple pip a tree will start to grow in your stomach
• She can take her eye out and leave it in any room, that's how she knew I was lying

and the standard "you'll get square eyes if you watch too much TV"

The kids programs finished before 5.30.... if it wasn't blue peter it was Why Don't You.

[cailin maith]

Alderhay children's hospital, they must have some special lying course..

Guess not - my mammy specialised in looneys

I can't complain as I am using the same lines on the 5 year old and she seems to believe me

I don't recall her saying if I winked too much I'd go blind

Mammy def told my brother that.....

[Churchill]

Mammy def told my brother that.....

How is his guide dog?

[HeliCraig]

Morning HC!

New tyres being fitted to front of Orange Car today.

£150 to sort the tracking out!

£150 - you only let her drive it once didn't you?? You know it is actually impossible for a man to be implicated in tracking problems don't you??

Well, when you made him sick, you should have made sure he was REALLY sick!!
Morning HC

Don't even tempt me. It is like baby sitting to make sure he isn't doing things he shouldn't be. It is honestly easier to look after my 12 month old!!

I think they may have trained in the same hospital

And mine. Mind you, I don't think she can even remember the last time she was in a hospital in a professional capacity now - she just seems to shuffle paperwork around in a "waiting for my nice healthy NHS pension" stylee. Apparently patients are very similar to users!!!

I don't recall her saying if I winked too much I'd go blind

Nobody told me this either - but I am working on testing the theory!

[El_Diablo]

Morning all

[cailin maith]

How is his guide dog?

Busy!

Morning all

Morning ED

[voodooflux]

Nobody told me this either - but I am working on testing the theory!

Can you wait till you get home - the banging noise from under your desk is distracting.

[cailin maith]

Can you wait till you get home - the banging noise from under your desk is distracting.

[El_Diablo]

Morning CM

Who wants a cuppa?