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Lacking in smut - can you help?Originally posted by Bear View PostHow are we all this morning?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
outrageous smut
Morning BTW



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Now you know how we felt when you did one!!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI miss him.
He was my inspiration.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It's organised chaos here this morning...

Classes turning up with no lecturer...
Reps turning up that I didn't know about...
Ho hum.
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Chaos reigns here too. It has taken the BOFH dept. at ClientCo three weeks to put my account into the appropriate group to access particular cluster group remotely. I finally get my access, and then the account within which the cluster runs promptly expires a couple of hours later.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's organised chaos here this morning...
Thankfully I'm still on a "lard high" from that bacon panini earlier.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Aren't you the lecturer?Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
It's organised chaos here this morning...

Classes turning up with no lecturer...
Reps turning up that I didn't know about...
Ho hum.
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I wonder if the backs of these earings are long or if my ears are too close to my head - been on the phone for abut 10 mins and now I think I have a hole in my head from them! Ouch!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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no one has mentioned donkey punch or spit roast for a while....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostLacking in smut - can you help?Comment
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Do you think we're allowed to mention knicker elastic now?Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postno one has mentioned donkey punch or spit roast for a while....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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