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    #127991
    Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
    Maybe they said Zara baby we love you, you're the best damned candidate we've had in years!

    Forget having another 20 interviews we are going to make you an offer right now, for 100K...

    And now Zara is out partying..
    buying shoes
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #127992
      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
      Maybe they said Zara baby we love you, you're the best damned candidate we've had in years!

      Forget having another 20 interviews we are going to make you an offer right now, for 100K...

      And now Zara is out partying..
      Maybe not.
      That boy go raaaaaaa
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        #127993
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post


        Let me know if she comes in and I don't see her, I fear a slap.
        That boy go raaaaaaa
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          #127994
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          buying shoes
          That too.
          That boy go raaaaaaa
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            #127995
            Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post


            Let me know if she comes in and I don't see her, I fear a slap.
            Depending on the outcome of the "hole" storyline, I might just let her slap you.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #127996
              Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
              ..the Giant Alien Lizard picked up his communicator device and started to dial, hoping that this professor Brillo Pali-Pad was going to answer...
              ...the phone rang and rang and rang...
              That boy go raaaaaaa
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                #127997
                I really must do some Plan B tonight.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #127998
                  Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                  ...the phone rang and rang and rang...
                  ...and then there was faint voice coming through...it sounded distinguished...
                  That boy go raaaaaaa
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                    #127999
                    Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                    ...and then there was faint voice coming through...it sounded distinguished...
                    "Hello, Professor Brillo Pali-Pad, how can I help you?"
                    That boy go raaaaaaa
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                      #128000
                      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                      ...and then there was faint voice coming through...it sounded distinguished...
                      Joanna Lumley?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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