test please delete

[cailin maith]

Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't ******* think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take tulipe from anybody.

Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opportunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants

[cailin maith]

Chuck Norris was a raving felch-lord and Bruce Lee kicked his arse!

[Old Greg]

Hi All

On the bench at last

20 months of contracting:

Same role
7 extensions
2 changes of end client
1 baby and 1 house move

I'm going to have a break until the sun stops shining.

[Churchill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

'kin told ya!

Now don't make me have to tell you again!

Churchill - In "Bruce" mode!

[cailin maith]

'kin told ya!

Now don't make me have to tell you again!

Churchill - In "Bruce" mode!

I'm gutted....

Chuck is my hero

[voodooflux]

'kin told ya!

Now don't make me have to tell you again!

They cut the end of that clip - the bit were Chuck calls in a favour with the devil, gets resurrected and kills Bruce Lee with a single roundhouse kick to the face (despite still having a broken leg)!

Churchill - In "Bruce" mode!

And for fooks sake put yer shirt back on...

[cailin maith]

And for fooks sake put yer shirt back on...

[Churchill]

I'm gutted....

Chuck is my hero

You have to remember that Bruce Lee was special.

Somewhat unorthodox in his style and training but certainly special.

[voodooflux]

Excellent, just had an email to say that Eagle Eye is showing at the local IMAX

The Dark Knight was awesome at the IMAX - "normal" cinema now seems a bit bland in comparison!

[cailin maith]

You have to remember that Bruce Lee was special.

Somewhat unorthodox in his style and training but certainly special.

But Chuck is "special"