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I find the word "Moist" always seems to cause amusment."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
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You and that damn iPhoneOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostI can't wait until our holiday next month together... I look forward to telling you all about it afterwards (or maybe during!)
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Could you illucidate slightly old bean?Originally posted by Diver View PostI find the word "erudite" often causes confusionComment
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I find that Araldite often sticks my fingers together.Originally posted by Diver View PostI find the word "erudite" often causes confusionWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I find that people using the word "disproportionately" usually cover me in spittleOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostCould you illucidate slightly old bean?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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"Moist" is a good word. I shall use it at my next meeting: "These requirements are still fluid, or 'moist' at best..."Originally posted by DaveB View PostI find the word "Moist" always seems to cause amusment.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Does anybody on this thread have a "clean" mind?? Perverts.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou and that damn iPhone
I shan't be using the iPhone out there, will probably get spanked for the data!
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I meant that you would be posting on here via the web browser on your phone. That's just *your* dirty mind at work that isOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostDoes anybody on this thread have a "clean" mind?? Perverts.
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Afternoon TPD, considering this company's going down the pan I thought I'd spend valuable time here instead.B00med!Comment
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