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Good plan, bury it in drivel. I'd better get my umbrella.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe will have to read further back to make sens of the post!
Now if I just drivel a bit longer......Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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not yet anyway, switch you PC on at home, connect to interweb thingy by clicking on the "Big E", at the top go to pornhub.com and there are a load to choose.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I am a lady - I have never seen a porn film in my life, I will have you know 
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I've never seen one either. Not a whole one anyway - I normally switch off before the end credits.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I am a lady - I have never seen a porn film in my life, I will have you know
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Errr... thanks for the tipOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postnot yet anyway, switch you PC on at home, connect to interweb thingy by clicking on the "Big E", at the top go to www.pornhub.com and there are a load to choose.

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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Or just go to the IE home page?Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postnot yet anyway, switch you PC on at home, connect to interweb thingy by clicking on the "Big E", at the top go to pornhub.com and there are a load to choose.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI've never seen one either. Not a whole one anyway - I normally switch off before the end credits.
once you have blown your load
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But that all sounds so easy - I just might have to try it.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postnot yet anyway, switch you PC on at home, connect to interweb thingy by clicking on the "Big E", at the top go to pornhub.com and there are a load to choose.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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That's normally just after the starting credits...Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
once you have blown your loadWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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See how I used words you could understandOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostErrr... thanks for the tip


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