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[BrilloPad]

Evening folks

Everyone is a winner with women's beach volleyball

Evening

got any piccies?

[voodooflux]

...a pint of snakebite...

The student union at my polyversity served a drink called "Damage" that consisted of almost a pint of snakebite with a shot of Blue Bols and a splash of orange juice (an optional vodka could be added on special occasions.) The resulting concoction was an unmistakable bright greeen.

One night I drank something in the region of 7 or 8 pints of that - the exact figure is somewhat hazy. I was very, very ill for quite a while after that...

[voodooflux]

got any piccies?

I'm sure I could find some (probably NSFW).

[Diver]

I'm off to bed.

Goodnight all

[wc2]

Chicken Curry and boiled rice please.

[NickFitz]

Chicken Curry and boiled rice please.

We shut now! You go home!

[NickFitz]

Chicken Curry and boiled rice please.

On that note...

Down the pub last night (Saturday, not Sunday) a bloke who used to work there, and can be a bit of a pain, phoned the place up (after closing time) hooting about wanting to pop in for a late drink.

The girlies on the staff had kept relaying the manager's message that he wasn't welcome, but he just kept ringing back.

Anyway... I'd gone for a wazz before finishing the remains of my pint, and as I headed back the phone started going again. The manager, by now sitting down in the hope of relaxing for a few minutes before they (the staff) all headed up town to go clubbing, shouted "<insert name>, answer that phone and tell him to fsck off!"

Popping behind the bar, I picked up the phone:

[Me]: "Hello, Hong Kong Takeaway!"
[DH]: "Oh right, yeah, course it is, yeah, I want to order a pizza!"
[Me]: "Hello, Hong Kong Takeaway! We don't do pizza! OK, Bye!"
[Me]: <hangs up>

He didn't call back - possibly because my Chinese-accent-mimicry is based on how Anglicised Chinese people speak, rather than on racist stereotypes

[NickFitz]

Hmm...

Looks like one of Diver's job offers has come to me by mistake:

- Dear Beloved,Goodday to you and your family, i am sorry to disturb you but i just finished reading your profile at the site and i felt deeply in my heart that you are that individual that i have been looking for and so i can contact you for a blessing that you are about to recieve and also share with people that need it ,my name is Mr. Ehab Elbalawi a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.... I will wait to hear from you to know if you are capable of doing this favour for me, ALLAH will bless you as you decide to do this .I will wait for your urgent response"Warmest Regards,Ehab Elbalawi

I'll let you respond to that one, Diver

[NickFitz]

Meanwhile, back in the spam folder, somebody who pretends to be from eBay (but isn't) writes...

I prepared the car for you to inspect it, i had a mechanic with me and i waited you all day long yesterday. You could of call me but i now i know you are just a monkey.

Just an ape, if you please

Anyway, what did you expect, given the photo

[BrilloPad]

morning all

And how are we all today?